Jamie Foxx isn’t gay! How do we know? He could eat pizza in a male shower without getting a boner. Or so he claims at least! Well, I don’t know. Isn’t everyone turned on by soggy pizza?
The whole story seems very complicated but I guess the short version is that Howard Stern accused the incomparable Jamie Foxx of gaiety, to which Foxx replied:
“I’m not gay…A lot of people say that I’m gay and that doesn’t bother me, because I could eat a pizza in a male shower and not feel anything because I’m secure with myself.”
I’m glad Mr. Foxx is secure, but to me that sounds like a waste of a good pizza. (Not to mention a “male shower.”)
Oh, speaking of Jamie Foxx, want to see some naked pictures of him? I thought so!