Is farting ruining your marriage!? Never fear! The “marriage blanket” will take the stink out of the conjugal bed! That’s right, brides: there’s a blanket that makes your gross husband’s vile farts smell great!(It makes a great wedding gift!)
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this wont work, those types of odors fly out the sides of your blanket, they don’t just filter perfectly through, plus what if you have one of those immature husbands who thinks it’s funny to pull the cover over your head? For straight guys farting isn’t just something that happens, it’s a participation sport.
Blanket FAIL. If I were halfway smart I would just make Sleepy Time Fart Underwear out of this stuff and take the fart fabric straight to the source.