Are you ready for the coming onslaught of Scary Sadshaws on May 26, the OFFICIAL RELEASE DATE OF THE NEW SEX AND THE CITY MOVIE!!!?!? This is the day when hundreds of thousands of crazy women who think they’re “the real” Carrie/Charlotte/Miranda/Whatever will descend on New York (and probably other places, maybe?) in a terrifying cloud of Marabou, cupcakes, and big fake flowers in their hair. They will be in search of Love, Labels and whatever that third thing that starts with L is. (Lingonberries? Lavatories? I can’t remember! Oh, that’s right– MORE CUPCAKES!!!)
Anyway, these good time gals will need some form of transport to ferry them around all of Carrie’s various haunts. And who better to do it than the second-most annoying gay character on the show, Stanford Blatch?
Sex-crazed fans can be first in line for a fun-filled night following in the footsteps of Carrie and Co. to celebrate the release of Sex and the City 2 starring Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim
Cattrall, Kristin Davis, Cynthia Nixon, John Corbett and Chris Noth. Due to an overwhelming response to a similar opening weekend package, On Location Tours is now offering a special Sex and the City 2 Midnight Madness Package on May 26, 2010, with a special appearance by SATC regular and rumored husband-to-be Stanford Blatch (Willie Garson).
The madness begins with On Location Tours’ signature Sex and the City Hotspots tour led by actresses and stand-up comediennes, followed by dinner at Fresco by Scotto, a private midnight showing of the film, and VIP admission to ultra-trendy Marquee.
Having occasionally encountered these tours in the wild, I can tell you that I’d rather get my balls waxed than go on one, but different strokes for different folks! Maybe it would be a great experience to share with one of the horrible Gorgons in your life!
Oh, and don’t forget to wear your nameplate necklace!