Well this is interesting! Heidi Montag, The Hills star and plastic surgery-addict whose life is slowly becoming a David Lynch movie (or maybe David Cronenberg, I can’t decide!) has decided that she wants to replace the just-fired Megan Fox in Transformers 3. She’s even gone so far as to send director Michael Bay the above “audition tape” in which she proves her acting chops by… rampaging through a firing range shooting at targets with a real live gun.
Because that’s what movie stars do!