Hey Mexicans, Guidos/Guidettes, Goths, sunbaked Jewish grannies from Boca, Ganguro girls and everyone else who doesn’t happen to have blond hair and skin the color of Robert Pattinson’s glittery ass: crack open a can of salsa and mix yourself up a margarita because we have a great and important surprise for you!
Gringo Masks! Happy Cinco de Mayo!!!
After all, now that existing while tan is now officially a crime in John McCain’s great state of Racistzona, it’s extra-important to be able to evade the pokey by looking super-white. And nothing says, Hey Papi, I’m legal! like a paper mask! Lucky for you, now there’s Gringomask.com, which provides a simple, no-fuss, no-muss solution to the problem of a less than lily complexion. Just print out the mask, glue a popsicle stick on it, wave it in front of your face and voila– no one would ever suspect you of habloing español!
Don’t delay! Print it out and slap it on right now and head out to enjoy your fun in the Tucson sun!
[Gringo Masks via Gothamist]