Well, 2012’s barreling toward us like a Mayan snake-bird-God on fire, and you know what that means: APOCALYPSE!
Yes, the End Times are coming, which means it’s time to start watching for the signs. You know: plagues of locusts, raining frogs, Lady Gaga and Elton John (and Shirley Bassey, Debbie Harry, and Bruce Springsteen) singing Don’t Stop Believing at Carnegie Hall… things like that.
Oh also, is it just me or is Our Lady wearing a Barbra Streisand costume?
[Via The Awl]