Imagine yourself in a bizarre and disturbing parallel universe where Lady Gaga never existed and Britney Spears was aimlessly wandering the streets in raggedy Daisy Dukes, ciggie sunglasses and a telephone hat, muttering something about Paparazzi. Ahhhh! I don’t want to even think about it! But with the leak of Britney Spears (alleged) Telephone demo, supposedly recorded before Our Lady of the Gaga decided to record the track herself, we’re one step closer to understanding what that terrifying world would be like. Do we even want to know?
Of course, there’s debate as to whether this is Britney singing at all. I’m sort of on the fence but also who cares!