Just when I thought I couldn’t be more disgusted by straight people’s disgusting displays of wedding vulgarity, I find out that bridal diapers are the new trend for ladies putting a ring on it. Because why ruin your special perfect day by peeing in a toilet i guess? Or is it that there’s just something sorta romantic about soiling yourself while you’re saying your I do’s.
Who the f*ck knows! Instead of fighting to legalize same sex marriage, can we please just turn our efforts toward getting rid of the whole fucking thing? Think how much the world would improve!
[The Frisky via Crushable]