Bill O’Reilly almost had us fooled there– in recent months, he’s retreated from his lunatic bunker to more moderate ground, ceding the title of Television’s Biggest Asshole to network-mate Glenn Beck. There have even been a couple of times lately when he’s come off looking halfway reasonable! Which I thought was basically impossible!
Of course, he’s still Bill O’Reilly– and guess what he’s mad about now? I’ll give you a hint: it’s not British Petroleum! You guessed it– that French McDonald’s commercial featuring the cute gay teenager.
Despite being completely innocuous and not even on the air on his continent, Bill O’Reilly would still like to know: if they’re going to make ads with gay people in them, what’s next?! Ads featuring Al Qaeda members eat at McDonalds?!? (We’d probably be lucky if terrorists did start eating at McDonald’s– that shit will take years off your life! But of course Mr. O’Reilly is too stupid to consider that!)