I don’t know about you, but the weather’s getting hot lately, and that means that my balls have been on fire! Sometimes it takes all the self-control I can must not to reach into my shorts right on the street and give them a big, long scratch. Too bad I don’t live in Japan, where you can buy this special anti-itch cream, especially designed for sweaty, constrained balls. Not only will it make them stop itching, but judging by the fellows in the commercial (above) it also imbues the ability to do amazing ball-displaying leg extensions. I WANT!!!!