!! OMG, Praise Them: The world’s most talented gospel performers !!


I went to church every Sunday for sixteen or twenty years and every week sat there in the pew twiddling my thumbs and praying to be molested by a priest. Anything to ease the boredom! Because without the molestation Catholicism is really just one big f*cking snooze.
If only I’d been going to Our Lady of the LOLOLOL, where the only thing more insane than the singing is the dancing!
MAKE SURE YOU WAIT TILL THE 2 MINUTE MARK, YOU WILL NOT BE SORRY.
(Thank to Ronnie for the tip.)

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5 Comments on "OMG, Praise Them: The world’s most talented gospel performers"

  1. I just adore “Christian interpretive dance”; it’s almost universally dramatic and, well, pathetic. It makes me smile.
    And, John Hale….Catholicism isn’t boring when you read about saints who were masochists, pus-eaters, “holy foreskin” devotees, sexual hysterics, and obviously SERIOUSLY mentally ill.
    The Catholic Church is one of the most amusing [and dangerous] CULTS to ever exist.
    Bless me Father, for I have sinned……not!

  2. NSFW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. John Franklin, go fuck yourself you uptight cunt.
    Get that stick out your arse!

  4. Now that’s some Holy Shit. The singing and choreography was so bad, it was like they were white.
    Shaking my head, can’t believe the audience was applauding them. In my church, *almost* everyone could sing and dance.

  5. John Franklin | June 15, 2010 at 10:57 pm | Reply

    Your remark, “without the molestation Catholicism is really just one big fucking snooze” is beyond tasteless. Of the many things you might have said, this is beyond the pale. Shame on you.

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