Hey, if I was going to jail, the first thing I would do for sure is stick a bunch of stuff up my butt! Let’s see: my handy Nintendo DS, some snacks, my laptop (how else to post to OMG Blog!?), maybe a teddy bear to keep me company… oh, and a change of clothes, some US Weeklys, a book of Mad Libs (even convicts love a good Mad Lib!) some condoms and lube, facial moisturizer, and of course Tom’s of Maine toothpaste (because who know’s what kind of unnatural toothpaste they give you in the big house!)
So it’s no real surprise to me that clever Gavin Stanger of glamorous East Wenatchee had the same idea when he was sent off to the slammer on a charge of disorderly conduct. Well… sorta:
Coming in rectally — via [Mr. Stanger’s roomy butt] — were a green cigarette lighter, cigarette rolling papers, a golf-ball size baggie of tobacco, a bottle of tattoo ink, eight tattoo needles, a one-inch-long smoking pipe and a small baggie of suspected marijuana, said Sgt. John Kruse, a Wenatchee Police Department spokesman.