!! OMG, He's Naked: Kevin Smith !!
No, not that Kevin Smith. (Though I'm sure there are at least a few readers who would appreciate it!) It's Kevin Smith aka Xena's ARES. And while I know we all think of Xena as strictly for the lickly, wherever there are Greek gods you know there are going to be hunky shirtless men!
And in addition to his duties as the chestacular God of War, Mr. Smith found time to flash his peen in a very dumb looking movie called Desperate Remedies. It's after the jump, NSFW!
(Aren't you glad Political Corner is closed for the day?)