!! OMG, How Dramatic: Flight attendant uses emergency slide to make his huffy job exit !!
Normally I love working for OMG Blog, but I'll admit that it can sometimes be trying keeping up with Frank's incessant demands.* Why have I never quit? Because the OMG Office doesn't have a giant inflatable slide!**
That was not an issue for 38-year-old JetBlue flight attendant Steven Slater, who had an argument with a passenger and stormed off the plane by inflating the emergency exit slide and sliding his way to employment freedom. What a way to go out with a swish!
"To the passenger who called me a m---f--er, f--- you," flight attendant Steven Slater ranted over the intercom, passengers said.
"I've been in the business 28 years. I've had it. That's it."
After activating the emergency exit and sliding down to the tarmac, Slater returned to pick up his bag and rode the AirTrain to his car parked the JetBlue lot, cops said.
* JK, Frank is truly the best boss ever
** We don't actually have OMG Blog offices, but if we did I'm sure a giant inflatable slide would be the first item purchased to furnish it.
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