The men’s pubic hair crisis is getting worse by the day! Now the intrepid reporters at Salon bring us the news that, in addition to the alarming trend among teeny-peened straight men of going totally bare down there, men are also insisting on sculpting their virile bushes into stupid shapes. Says aesthetician Jane Pham:
“Men tend to want the oddest pubic hair shaping,” she said. “One guy asked me for a blue whale design. Another wanted me to shave the words ‘Campbell Soup’ into his pubes, because his girlfriend liked Campbell Soup. I was like, ‘No way, dude!'”
Personally, I’ve long fantasized about shaving my pubes into the shape of a turkey, or a dollar sign. But the Campbell’s Soup logo? That’s going too far!