While I was on vacation, my man-friend became inexplicably obsessed with learning “How to do the Dougie,” but the marijuana-crazed butt pirates at Gay Stoners have discovered a much better dance craze, all the way from– where else– Japan! It’s the mesmerizing “Hide-Penis Dance” and before you know it, I’m sure it will be sweeping the clubs here in beautiful North America. All you need is a red lei and a couple of paddles!
(Mostly SFW, but there are a few brief glimpses of butt, so beware if you have an uptight boss!)
[Via Gay Stoners]