Yes, an opera. Not the soap kind! The singing kind! The Beeb (that’s BBC, not Justin Bieber, you idiots) has decided that the story of everyone’s favorite cracked-out supermodel can only be told in song:
The Royal Opera House and composer Mark Anthony Turnage are combining to produce Anna Nicole – The Opera, which will be shot by an in-house BBC team. The programme will screen early next year.
My question: will Cousin Shelly be involved?