!! OMG, Make Yourself Look Like a Monster in Just Two Minutes: Lips You Love !!


Do you long for your normal lips to look like a giant, glistening swollen anus? I mean, I don’t, but judging by the pictures I see in US Weekly, there seem to be a lot of ladies who do. Lucky for them, there’s this new bicycle-pump type device that will scarily inflate your lips in just two minutes, while your terrified child watches on in horror!
Sometimes I’m really glad not to be a woman. Now where did I put my penis pump?
(Thanks to Chris J. for the tip)

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3 Comments on "OMG, Make Yourself Look Like a Monster in Just Two Minutes: Lips You Love"

  1. That is sick… Reminds me of pete burns from Dead or Alive…

  2. does it work on one’s v-jay-jay?

  3. TERRIFYING.

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