Republican lunatic Tea Party candidate for Governor of New York (don’t worry, he won’t win!) would like to wish you a happy Coming Out Day by reminding you that he is not “a homophobic!” He just wants to puke when he thinks about gays, especially them all grinding up on each other in “these little Speedos.” Wait, is he trying to come out, here? It’s so hard to tell these days!
This was supposedly his apology for the remarks he made yesterday, when he told a group of Orthodox Rabbis in Brooklyn “I just think my children, and your children, will be much better off, and much more successful getting married and raising a family. And I don’t want them to be brainwashed into thinking that homosexuality is an equally valid or successful option. It isn’t.”
See you at the Gay Pride parade, Carl. I’ll be looking for you in a little Speedo!