Do you want to know how to meet European men? Not to worry– Katherine Chloe Cahoon, the flower of Europe, is here to help! Katherine’s tips include: wear a “flirty” floral dress, have crazy eyes, always pose with your hand on your hip, and, of course, go to Oktoberfest! Because like all men, European men love banging drunk ho’s. Drunk ho’s posing crazily with a hand on their hip, I mean. Thanks for the advice, Katherine!
[And thanks to Kyle B for the tip!]