Hey, wanna see Brett Favre’s penis? I know, I know, “who’s Brett Favre!” Um, only like the most famous football player ever. Or something. Actually I guess Joe Namath is the most famous football player ever? Or, “The Refrigerator”? F*ck me, who knows! Anyway, Brett Favre (pronounced “Fah-vvebrerbebererv“) is pretty famous and despite having been around for at least twice as long as most professional athletes, is also still pretty hot. In a grizzled football daddy kind of way, if you’re into that thing. (Note to grizzled football daddies: I’m into it!)
Anyway, the story is predictable: Favre starts hitting on some Jets cheerleader and sends her pictures of his penis. (The story is actually much longer and more complicated than this but this is the important part.) Now the pictures are on the internet. And you can go look at them!
Favre, of course, is claiming “That is not my penis!” Except actually he’s more just sort of being non-denial denialy about it. So let’s just assume it is his! Of course, a great way for him to prove it isn’t would be for Mr. Favre to offer up some pictures (preferably high quality and professional) of his actual ween! That would clear everything up. Right? Come on Brett…
Anyway,, sadly the pictures are in a video that’s hosted on Deadspin and not embeddable. So you’ll have to click over there to see it (see how their little scheme works?)– and fastforward through the video to the very end.