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!! OMG, What a Catch: Phone Booth Suitor Goes Searching for His Perfect Mate !!


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Hey white outies (what's an outie?) and hispanic honeys-- have we got a catch for you! The above ad, placed by one 40-year-old UPS mail sorter named Malik, has been spotted on several phone booths around the city. Do you make the cut to zig-a-zig-ah?

The thing is, I know the perfect big-chested, hockey-loving, blonde-haired promisicuous honey for this guy-- but her favorite color is mauve. Oh well.

[NY Post via Gawker]

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posted by Bmad on Tuesday, October 26, 2010
comments: 5 | category: Unfortunate |

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Look closer Bmad - it's definitely "cuties".

On a side-note, I'm worried by anyone who writes notes in all caps.

Posted by Gordon | October 27, 2010 2:40 AM
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This guy better talk to Hiroshi Ishiguro if he want's a woman that perfect. You aint gonna find one lingering around a phonebooth.

Posted by SGOMEZ | October 27, 2010 2:18 AM
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FAKE

Posted by Shannon | October 27, 2010 12:40 AM
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I'm thinkin it's Cuties. My writing is similar.

Posted by Anonymous | October 26, 2010 3:54 PM
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My guess is it was supposed to say "Hotties", hot "Outties". Maybe spelling isn't on his lists of musts?

Posted by Meowzer | October 26, 2010 2:11 PM
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