Dear loyal readers, I write this to you from an ancient iBook that barely boots up and completely freezes when I try to do so much as load Facebook. Oh, and forget about YouTube!
That’s because my actual computer completely melted down this morning and will not boot up at all. Which, uh, is possibly the worst thing ever to happen ever?
I’m right now on my way to the Mac store hoping there’s a Genius there who, one, can save my computer for free and two, will be hot. Wish me luck!