His Royal Dimpledness James Franco has signed on to write, direct and star in an adaptation of Stephen Elliot’s The Adderall Diaries. And you will be happy to hear that the role calls for full-on Franco phallus!
That’s right– Elliot, who is cowriting the screenplay with Franco himself, notes that if the movie is anything like the book, we’ll be getting an eyeful of beautiful Franco peen.
Those paying attention to such things will remember that Franco’s (prosthetic) weiner was supposed to make an appearance in Milk but was left on the cutting room floor because it was “too distracting.”
Distract me! Please!