Attention gays everywhere (except New York). Thanks to the fabulous success of the original gay housewife show, the producers of The A-List: New York are now in the market to spin the series off into other cities. They’re currently holding casting calls in Dallas and LA, but more locations are surely TK.
If the flagship series is any indication, there are a few requirements to be A-List enough for reality teevee:
– Must enjoy preventative plastic surgery / injectables
– Must work in the fashion industry– out of work “models” to the front of the line!
– Must squeal in prissy horror anytime anything is “uncouth”
– Must be able to summon outrage for even the pettiest offense
– Must refer to your dick as your “genitals”
– Above all: must be a vapid, golddigging little troll.
Start shooting your audition tapes now! Good luck boys!