It’s been common knowledge for ages that serious journalist/former host of Celebrity Mole Anderson Cooper is a big gay. But who knew he was a potential furry, too? Last night on CNN, in a hard-hitting report on lovable, intelligent and cuddly Bonobo apes, Andy had no choice but to don a full-body easter bunny costume in order to commune with the noble beasts. Because apes like bunnies! (Wait, I’m confused, I thought they liked kittens?!)
Oh, well– anything for a story. Somebody get this man a Peabody!