Doug: Mike Ruiz should recorded us pregaming — it looks something like this. We need to involve a fan next time though.
Me: My first thought was, “This is what club kids must feel when they take ecstasy.” But now I realize that you’re right, we already know.
Doug: Do we drug ourselves before our self-adoration pics begin? Whatever, we look good in those pics.
Me: At least we don’t look like we took ecstasy…right?
Doug: Just maybe coke because that makes you skinny.
Me: Just maybe a lot of blonde hair weave.
Doug: We need more weave!