Most blogs will spend today cooing over last night’s Oscar actress fashion — how gorgy Cate Blanchett‘s Givenchy gown was (and, oh, it really was) or how surprisingly tame Helena Bonham Carter looked.
But I say forget all the ladies. Two pairs of A-list men really stood out for looking like cake toppers at a gay wedding: Robert Downey Jr. and Jude Law in coordinating black and Javier Bardem and Josh Brolin in matching white. *Just imagine what would go down on the respective honeymoons.
sex?