That big ol’ booty is off the market, sorry. Kim Kardashian confirmed to Us that New Jersey Nets forward Kris Humprhies popped the big question after only dating for six months. Hey, Kim’s sister Khloe got engaged to Lamar Odom after, like, two weeks of dating and they’re still together. AND they have their own TV show. If that isn’t married bliss, what is? I say Kim and Kris have a fighting chance so long as Kim doesn’t make any more forays into a singing career. That would be killer. And not just to our ears.