Note to self: next time you fly, don’t sit in seat 15A. Because, apparently, that can sometimes be mistaken for the bathroom. Robert “Sandy” Vietze, an 18-year-old member of the US Ski Team (who apparently also loves guns?) urinated on a 12-year-old girl during an overnight flight from Portland to New York City. Vietze says he doesn’t remember much between getting drunk at a bar before the flight and peeing on a fellow passenger, but he’s since been charged with indecent-exposure (which could send him to prison for a year) and been dismissed from competing at the 2014 Winter Olympics. Whoops.