…but not in the bathroom. The actor, who reportedly had been drinking, could not wait until take off and decided to stand up and piss on the floor. He then sat back down and the plane returned to the terminal for cleaning. UM, WHAT IS WITH PEOPLE AND URINATING IN THE AISLE?! It’s as if Gerard Depardieu and that skier dude saw “Snakes on a Plane” and took it too literally. You can’t just whip your hose out and pee any ol’ place, geez.