With a weekend’s worth of Halloween parties and silly, drunken bar outings just a few days away, I’ve been searching my brain for a creative (read: slutty) costume idea. A friend suggested he and I go as sexy Bert and Ernie, which amounts to Sesame Street masks and coordinating striped underwear. Meh. My backup plan is to take a page from Brad Goreski‘s 2010 costume and be teenage fashion blogger Tavi Gevinson. Shut up, I don’t care if it’s copying.