If only this song had existed when I was in seventh grade, it would have saved my slew of middle school girlfriends a lot of heartache. That’s right. The 12-year-old me was quiiiiiiiite the ladies man. Somehow — despite the fact that I doodled on my notes to them and matched my belt to my shoes — my girlfriends missed the fact that I like boys. Like the guy in this song by eliminated X Factor contestant Simone Battle likes boys. Maybe I should call them all up and set the record…straight.