!! OMG, Xtina: 'Great Legendtina of Former Floppiness' !!
The New York Times shined its journalistic light on the bizarre world of stans (of which most of us are members). A stan, for those who don't know, is a crazed superfan who devotes unyielding loyalty to a celebrity, most usually a Top 40 female recording artist. The article features Bradley Stern, a 22-year-old stan and creator of the stansite MuuMuse, who is responsible for this gem: "He calls Christina Aguilera, whom Mr. Stern says he has loved since high school, throughout a career marked by soaring highs (she recently scored a No. 1 single for her brief cameo in the Maroon 5 song "Moves Like Jagger") and plummeting lows ("Burlesque"), the Great Legendtina of Former Floppiness, who sits on a "throne made out of unsold 'Bionic' albums." Genius.
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