!! OMG, these photos are for the ladies only: Says Chet Haze !!
How, I would like to know, did two people as normal and beloved as Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson produce spawn that would grow up to become white rapper Chet Haze, a man who accosts women via Twitter with shirtless pics? Not that I'm complaining about the man-candy, but tweeting "Ladies...this is for you" isn't exactly sexy. But then again neither is calling yourself Chet Haze when really you're Chester Hanks.
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