Sadly, turns out Jessica Simpson wasn’t smuggling a herd of tiny elephants under her dress after all. The star gave birth to a daughter, Maxwell Drew Johnson, who weighed 9lbs. 13oz. and stretched almost 22 inches long.
Sadly, turns out Jessica Simpson wasn’t smuggling a herd of tiny elephants under her dress after all. The star gave birth to a daughter, Maxwell Drew Johnson, who weighed 9lbs. 13oz. and stretched almost 22 inches long.
What’s with giving her a boy’s name?
“Congratulations to Jessica Simpson on the birth of her baby girl! The only downside is that when her water broke 200 patients drowned.” – Joan Rivers
Boonowa tweepi, ha, ha.
Yawn. Big whoop!