!! OMG, leave your bananas behind: TSA frisks man with world’s biggest peen !!

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Is that a bomb strapped to your leg or are you just trying to ride an airplane? That was the question on the minds of TSA employees when Jonah Falcon — otherwise known as the man with the largest peen on record — passed through San Francisco International Airport on his way to New York on July 9. From HuffPost:

“I had my ‘stuff’ strapped to the left. I wasn’t erect at the time,” said Falcon, whose penis is 9 inches flaccid, 13.5 inches erect. “One of the guards asked if my pockets were empty and I said, ‘Yes.'”

Falcon said he knew that his interview was about to get a lot more personal when he was led through one of the X-ray body scanners and passed a metal detector.

“Another guard stopped me and asked me if I had some sort of growth,” Falcon said, laughing.

Indeed he did have a growth.

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1 Comment on "OMG, leave your bananas behind: TSA frisks man with world’s biggest peen"

  1. beaubrummell | July 17, 2012 at 7:45 pm | Reply

    yes i carry no gun and i am very happy to meet you

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