So, apparently Brad Pitt needs to have a lil’ sit-down with his mama. Jane Pitt hopped up on her Jesus box and penned a letter to the Springfield News-Leader (where she lives in Missouri) in support of Mitt Romney — which, you know, is fine and all except for the part where she blasts gay marriage:
I think any Christian should spend much time in prayer before refusing to vote for a family man with high morals, business experience, who is against abortion, and shares Christian conviction concerning homosexuality just because he is a Mormon.
Any Christian who does not vote or writes in a name is casting a vote for Romney’s opponent, Barack Hussein Obama — a man who sat in Jeremiah Wright’s church for years, did not hold a public ceremony to mark the National Day of Prayer, and is a liberal who supports the killing of unborn babies and same-sex marriage.
Yeah, that won’t be awkward at all when Brad and Angelina finally get married in front of their family and friends, including those glitzy Hollywood gays. You think Angie picks out all that Versace on her own?
(via Socialite Life)