Lies, lies, lies: Dina Lohan claims she’s never partied with her daughter [celebitchy]
What other evidence do you need? Even babies don’t like Mitt Romney [jezebel]
OMG, flashback: Nothing comes between Brooke Shields and her peace pipe [evil beet]
The enigma of our times: Why did Robert Pattinson forgive Kristen Stewart? [dlisted]
Oh, but(t) aren’t we all: Rafael Nadal is an ass man [kenneth]
Today’s hottest hottie: Bruno Tomaz [oh la la]
Video alert: Marina and the Diamonds‘ “How To Be A Heartbreaker” [popbytes]
Weekend Netflix queue: The ten best horror movies [socialite life]
For those of you who watch NFL games: The refs are back on the job! [celebrity cafe]
Worth a second look: Sofia Vergara‘s Emmys wardrobe malfunction [amy grindhouse]
Get excited for: Joseph Gordon-Levitt in “Looper” [after elton]
Epic fail: Every infomercial ever [double viking]
She’s like a bird: Nelly Furtado talks about the inspiration behind her new album [arjan]
OMG: Katy Perry‘s ex-boyfriend was found dead [allie]
If you’re a gay man in New York City: You might have meningitis [joe]
Oh sure: Amanda Bynes says she ain’t guilty [tabloid prodigy]
Scruff-tastic: 70 pictures of sexy bearded guys [berry]
Bad day to be a porn star: Ryan Idol was sentenced to 12 years in prison [towleroad]
Stuff about the Lohans and the Kartrashians is old before it even happens. If this is all you have to post, don’t post anything.