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!! OMG, he's nakers: Milan Švenger !!


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Goal keeper indeed. Czech Goalkeeper Milan Švenger is known for never dropping the ball, which is why he's holding on so tight to his own in this dirty cellphone pic from last Saturday Night.

Nobody from the team is commenting on the photo. So I will:

"it's hot"

Jump down below to see his NSFW handful [just a smidge of BALLBAG], and the cellphone screenshot.

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Poor girl only had 4% battery left so probably ran out of juice before she could tell him to move his big goalkeeping hands away from derr to give her a proper look at the goal.

[Thanks to Bob!]

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» posted by Duncan Alexander on Tuesday, December 18, 2012
comments: 8 | category: Candy |


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Seriously what is up with all the no shave campaigns? Personally I'd rather see this than some gross jungle from the 70's down there.

» posted by Lawn Mower | December 20, 2012 10:58 AM
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Maybe I'm just a dick connoisseur but I'll take shaved or unshaved, cut or uncut. As long as it looks good, I'm there. I don't need a checklist to tell me what looks good. And this, in my opinion, looks good. Although wish he'd show a bit more.

» posted by HG | December 19, 2012 2:56 PM
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Didn't know goalies needed to shave their pubes...

» posted by Fralnklin | December 19, 2012 2:23 AM
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No, no that is not hot. Even a photo in undies would have shown more hint of something than smooshing it with a hand, and been hotter. Also as Meowzer said, shaved crotch and even shaved legs it appears... gross.

» posted by jakeoff | December 18, 2012 10:07 PM
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Really......Why waste space.....I can see more from my neighbor who is straight!

» posted by Really....We care! | December 18, 2012 9:51 PM
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shaved pubes = no
body disfigurement = no

» posted by pornicopia | December 18, 2012 8:52 PM
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THAT'S suppose to be sexy? NOT!

» posted by Sammie | December 18, 2012 7:55 PM
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Everything is all shaved. Boo Hiss.

» posted by Meowzer | December 18, 2012 3:02 PM
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