!! OMG, he's nakers: Milan Švenger !!
Goal keeper indeed. Czech Goalkeeper Milan Švenger is known for never dropping the ball, which is why he's holding on so tight to his own in this dirty cellphone pic from last Saturday Night.
Nobody from the team is commenting on the photo. So I will:
Jump down below to see his NSFW handful [just a smidge of BALLBAG], and the cellphone screenshot.
Poor girl only had 4% battery left so probably ran out of juice before she could tell him to move his big goalkeeping hands away from derr to give her a proper look at the goal.
[Thanks to Bob!]
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