Finally! It’s like I’ve been waiting my whole life for someone to trap the essence of the Pizza Hut experience in a bottle. And no they didn’t pay me to write this. It’s coming from a place of love and nostalgia for those days when I used to “read for pizza” as a kid. I’m salivating at the possibilities: cologne, body splash, bathroom spray, Febreze substitute, cat deodorizer…
And yes, it’s real.