This makes me wanna draw wrinkles on my face with a permanent marker and move to Washington.
These Llamas are bred to huggle old ladies and gents who don’t get out much
If I agree to be bred as a therapy Llama do I get to have a fierce haircut just like them? I’m not sure I’m trainable, I spit too much to be allowed around old folks, it’d be too much spit’n’dribble all in one sitting.
Old lady wearing fleecy floral turtle-neck:
“You can give them a nice hug and they even give you a kiss”
My eyes are spitting like an angry non-therapy Llama :'(