!! OMG, Mini lizards are the new nail appliqué: BROOKE CANDY "EVERYBODY DOES" !!
Like Ke$ha but SHINIER, LEZ-ERER and SKANK-ERERER, Brooke Candy's vomming all about banging models in the bed and popping bottles in the club. I'm not sure I've ever banged a model in the bed or popped a bottle in the club, unless you count Blue WKD or Smirnoff Ice.
Along with Lana, S-Club 7, The Spice Girls, The Pussycat Dolls...I could go on....Brooke gets lost in the desert and has to dance for water and a ride back home in her C3PO costume.
At 2.00 she totally channels Kim Kardashian for W Magazine [gold version] with additional FOAMY PLATFORMS to boot.
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