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!! OMG, win every time! : Mission totally Possible !!


For all those who have spent an afternoon at the Furby-claw-arcade-machine-thingy and not won even that ugly fake Furby that got in there somehow…have a baby.
You can then dress the baby like a Furby and it can become your very own sweetie-claw-arcade-machine-thingy, but with ears and DIMPLE-FINGERED CLAWS that grip better than those metal prongs.
You will win every time! [apart from the whole poopie peepie debacle and DIAPER DEBTS for life]
H#SHT#G_parents_=_winners


 

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    I’m sorry, but can Mr. Alexander write in English, please? It has become a veritable CHORE to read this blog and his posts. Nothing flows, every single word in every sentence is some kind of combo-pun, and the posts rarely tell the reader what it’s really about or why we should read on. If I had nothing but free time, I could take an hour or two to read the day’s posts, but I prefer to skim and pick out the posts I think I might enjoy. If you’re aiming for Dlisted-style sass and snark, you’re way off the mark. It’s a shame, since I’ve always enjoyed this blog. Please reinstate some better writing.

    Dear concerned citizen,
    Thanks for your comment! It’s always a little jarring when the voice we’ve gotten used to reading changes. Duncan is the fifth editor we’ve had at !! omg blog !! since it began in 2003, and has perhaps the most unusual writing style. I hope you’ll come to love it as much as I do.
    xo Frank

    I love Mr Alexander’s writing style. It’s hilarious to me that “mr concerned citizen mediocrity” has trouble reading and comprehending anything outside of everything that’s been done before.
    Go read Perez Hilton if you’re that hard up for literal verbal vomit.

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