For Mr Porter’s latest journal update, Elijah shed his hairy Hobbit feet and SHABBY FELTED HOBITON PEDDLE-PUSHERS for a day at the office in the likes of Thom Browne, Alexander McQueen, and Dolce & Gabbana.
Except that he stupidly came to work on a Saturday, so he starts mischeiving about like a scampy wee hobbit; drink the boss’s champers, smoking that Longbottom pipe-weed, photocopying his ass [this is probably in the outakes], and fishing for the office pet goldfish; ‘RiRi’ & ‘ChriRi’.
Well what do you expect from a Hobit with a 9-to-5 office job?
Jump down below for some glossy photos from his day at the office:
Click to enlarge. Erm Elijah ? You better get back to twerk before the weekend cleaning lady catches you slacking and reports you!