Congratulations to !! omgblog !! reader Daniel A. who won himself a pair of tickets to Wiz Khalifa and A$AP Rocky’s “Under the Influence of Music” summer tour by coming up a with a rhyme based on Belgian fashion designer Ann Demeulemeester (a.k.a. 2013’s hottest hip-hop name-check).
Extra points (but not extra tickets) for incorporating the words “Valtrex,” “word-fister” and “whilst”:
“My flow kicks rankin-bass rankin’ ass whilst I werk my Ann Demeulemeester-meister burgers/words flip dem ole burger meister-meesters/only ratchet keep the onions/then their tongues wag at my swag/and they drag and catch herpes blisters/stay too fresh for Valtrex/away, I say from this word-fister mister.”
GOLD. Someone make the man a music video that will land him a seven-figure major label deal, sight unseen.
Watch A$AP Rocky’s “Wild For The Night” video below, buy tickets to the “Under the Influence of Music” tour here and check out the full list of dates after the jump.
Wiz Khalifa and A$AP Rocky’s “Under the Influence of Music” tour dates:
July 17 – Mountain View, CA @ Shoreline Amphitheatre at Mountain View
July 18 – Irvine, CA @ Verizon Wireless Amphitheatre
July 19 – Chula Vista, CA @ Sleep Train Amphitheatre
July 21 – Albuquerque, NM @ Isleta Amphitheatre
July 23 – Denver, CO @ Fiddler’s Green
July 25 – Austin, TX @ Austin 360 Amphitheatre
July 26 – Houston, TX @ Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion
July 28 – Dallas, TX @ Gexa Energy Pavilion
July 30 – Chicago, IL @ First Midwest Bank Amphitheatre
July 31 – Detroit, MI @ DTE Energy Music Theatre
August 1 – Washington, DC @ Jiffy Lube Live
August 2 – Holmdel, NJ @ PNC Bank Arts Center
August 3 – Pittsburgh, PA @ First Niagara Pavilion
August 4 – Indianapolis, IN @ Klipsch Music Center
August 6 – Wantagh, NY @ Nikon at Jones Beach Theater
August 7 – Boston, MA @ Comcast Center
August 8 – Hartford, CT @ Comcast Theatre
August 9 – Montreal, QC @ Parc Jean Drapeau
August 10 – Toronto, ON @ Molson Canadian Amphitheatre
August 11 – Cincinnati, OH @ Riverbend Music Center
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