How in houndstooth hell you even begin to start judging who is best in show in this competition is beyond me, my indecision on these canine contestants went a little like this:
Ok, best in show goes to underwater choral reef creatures dog, no no; Yoda dog with Ewok ass, no no no; competing circus animals fighting under the bigtop dog, no; splodgey Disney characters dog face on dog face plus secret waving UDDERED Mini Mouse round the back dog…such indecision…that was…until I saw this special fella right here:
Sesame Street Big Bird head and forelegs with Elmo back legs, Rubber Duckie tail and sad other decapitated dog-head stuffed in trash can to represent Oscar from Sesame Street!
Erm, hello, clear winner! But go ahead and look at the losers after the jump anyway because nice try but Big Bird always wins…word of the day would be “funfortunate”, no “groomazing”, no no “HAIRlarious!”
[via theguardian, thanks Bear!]
Is this my dream dog? Does it poop jellybeans? I’m in.