!! OMG, El Salvadorable: Adrian Bellani in 'Pimp Bullies' !!
If you have, like, a job or something stupid during the day and you never get to watch daytime soaps then maybe you've never seen Salvadoran American actor Adrian Bellani's gargantuan tits on NBC's 'Passions'. His big googley chest-eyes are giving you the sexy side-eye and you're too busy shedding faxes to even bother watching.
Well they are very much glaring from the screen in 2011 Crime Thriller 'Pimp Bullies' as well as some seriously pimp-able ass shots, which almost [not quite, but almost] allow us to forgive his tribal tattoos in this one. Follow the jump to see all his ink, and some serious chesty stink-eye.
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