If like me you hate those pretty white popular bitches from the cheerleading squad and hate team B cheer leaders even worse because they think they are top notch even though you could dance-shite all over their crispy perms but they wouldn’t let you in because you’re a Mr-male and sort of like to make up your own moves anyway so whatever.
…well then you better hope the Prancing Elites’ all black all male cheerleading squad have a team B for BOW-LEGGED FRECKLY WHITE GIRLS because if that exists then I’m the head lady in that pompom squadron and we have like thousands of croquette championships to crump at, so sign up.
Before you do though, please do watch and learn from Prancing Elites’ tutorial video as a number of their routine moves will be stolen and re-imagined for the croquette crowd.
Team B team name…?…’THE CRINKLE CRUNCH CRUNK CRUMPIN’ CREW !’
Our motto…?…“Eat it up !”
[via funkydineva, Thanks Bear!]