!! OMG, DIARRHETIC DIORAMA: in celebration of the royal newborn…and all the tacky crap you can pop on your mantlepiece !!

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What better way to remember the week when some posh girl and that PRIVILEGED TOFFEE-NOSED PREMATURELY BALDING HORSE-GOB squidged a human baby out of their right royal hole than a hand knitted diorama of the queenypoo and her crocheted corgi ‘mongst the happy knitted couple and their bobbly baby boy ?
PAPERMAG, have rounded up the most absurd-turds in commemorative regalia paraphernalia, which include:
a felted regal sceptre rattle
“it’s a boy/girl” vomit bags, which make me want to vomit in a vomit bag
Krispy Kreme‘s color-coded contribution a la creme-filled confectionery and
a gilded plaque of the royal couple and baby in a sort of heart-shaped royal Human Centipede silhouette-type-situation [no really, please do look] !

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1 Comment on "OMG, DIARRHETIC DIORAMA: in celebration of the royal newborn…and all the tacky crap you can pop on your mantlepiece"

  1. y’know…you may not like the royals, but some do and resorting to name calling and derogatory descriptions of people and something quite important and special to many is really quite pathetic. Here is hoping you remember your journalism 101 class from community college and write for the readers and not what comes across many times(not just this topic)as a juvenile Grade 10 bathroom bitch-fest.

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